Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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