I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there was a trapeze. enough said
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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