i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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