so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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