tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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