2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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