i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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