She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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