Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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