I hate all girls vehemently.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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