Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
even my farts smell like vagina
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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