Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
