I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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