I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
