The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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