His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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