distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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