I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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