I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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