I wannas sexs uuuuu
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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