she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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