but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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