this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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