Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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