I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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