it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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