love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I just threw up on my dentist
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
