it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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