Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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