It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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