Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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