I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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