their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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