I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
please don't ironically join a cult
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