The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
