office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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