Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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