I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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