I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
