Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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