ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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