out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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