her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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