The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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