THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Randomize
