Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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