what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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