the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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