WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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