Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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